his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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