I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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