Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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