i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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