we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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