people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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