Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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