So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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