they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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