Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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