so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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