Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You pole danced in your parka.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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