He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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