your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I skipped work to stalk him.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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