fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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