Lets date for the summer
Dont love me in September.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?