their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now