I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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