How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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