Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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