Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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