omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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