If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
It's just like the Real World with babies
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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