She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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