...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
