just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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