All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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