shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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