Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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