I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
We need to rekindle our bromance
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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