youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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