This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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