the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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