White coat. Heels.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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