Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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