Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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