I feel great
I just peed on a car
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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