Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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