Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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