The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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