i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You don't make any sense
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