dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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