Well apparently he's into motor boating.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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