i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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