It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.