haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My liver just had a heart attack.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook