I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year