Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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