wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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