My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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