After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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