sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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