I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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