BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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