Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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