I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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