I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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